By Carol Hinz
Editorial Director, Millbrook Press
I’d like to officially kick off our Week of Grossness here on the Lerner Publishing Group Blog. This week, I’ll be sharing some behind-the-scenes info about our new Gross Body Science series and generally celebrating all things gross.
Working on this series taught me the following five words, none of which my spell-check seems to recognize. Follow the links to listen to pronunciations!
borborygmi: growling and rumbling sounds your stomach makes as you digest food
caruncle: the red, fleshy bump of skin in the inner corner of the eyes. No connection to your uncle’s car.
cerumen glands: the glands that make earwax, a.k.a. cerumen
chyme: mashed-up food that has already been digested by the stomach
sternutation: sneeze
Of course, the real key with new vocabulary words is to use them each in a sentence. As in: Did you hear those borborygmi? I must be a real chyme-producing factory! Of course, if your cerumen glands are overactive, you won’t hear anything, except possibly a very loud sternutation. If a sternutation is so strong it makes your eyes water, you’ll have to wipe your caruncles with a tissue!
What gross sentences can you make with these words?
Sharon Mayhew
Is it still called borborygmi if your stomach is grumbling because you are hungry?
Carol Hinz
Great question, Sharon! My handy dictionary defines borborygmi as “intestinal rumbling caused by moving gas.” So unless there's moving gas when your stomach is rumbling from hunger, I'd say it's not borborygmi. But of course, I'm an editor–not a medical professional. This series does prompt the funniest questions!
Sharon Mayhew
That is so funny! I'm always using the “I'm not a doctor disclaimer.”
C.S. Larsen
And don't forget Phlegm, which should never be confused as a punk rock band!
-Chris